Toasts to Ladies & Gentlemen

"Here's to the men of all classes 
Who through lasses and glasses 
Will make themselves asses." 
"Here's to our wives and lovers, 
May they never meet!"
"Here's to the model husband
Usually somebody elses."
"To the ladies, God bless 'em, 
May nothing distress them."
"Here's health to the men
And may the ladies live forever."
"Here's to the man who loves his wife 
And loves his wife alone 
For many a man loves another man's wife 
When he ought to be loving his own. 
- Burns
"Here's to the ladies, They need no praise... 
They speak for themselves!"
"Here's to every man here, 
May he be what he thinks himself to be."